Friday 5 June 2009

Red Tide Rising

Proof, if ever any were needed, that the grey squirrel is a danger to our way of life.

In further amusing Guardian news, Paul Macinnes joins the campaign to eradicate the grey squirrel and liberate the shires of England for the poor, benighted, British red squirrel.

Having never even set eyes on a red squirrel, I can't imagine why this subject animates me, but it does, dammit. Do we want to live in a land where the natives of this island have no future? Where any old creature can get past our non-existent border controls and rape and pillage to his tiny heart's content? No? Then vote BNP. Or just join the European Squirrel Initiative. Either way. Freeeedom!

Update: A commenter has rightly pointed that the above post isn't entirely clear. I'm in no way suggesting that anyone should vote BNP (see my earlier post on the subject for proof!). Useful lesson about not blogging while sleepy.

3 comments:

  1. How can you say the word freedom in the same sentence as the nazi BNP. Or were you jokong?

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  2. I meant joking

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  3. Sorry about the lack of clarity. I was indeed joking, while attempting to show the similarity in anti-immigration thinking when applied to people and squirrels both.

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